Hey Yal, i got this story from me wonderful cousin Candace's blog, and she got from her friend, (gotta give them props!) but i thought it was hilarious so i am gonna steal it and put it on mine.
A Redneck Christmas
In a small Arkansas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face, she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar."
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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